On Saturday,
Doris! Those babies are beautiful!

But where did they come from? Is it really a miracle?
Doris smiles, she says, it's a miracle with work.
Reptiles real or imagined hatch only from eggs,
Let's face it, you work 'til it hurts!

Here, hold Albert, not Sally, for Sally has sniffles.
If she sneezes she'll scorch you and it burns when she dribbles.

Their father's a fire-breathing dragon you know,
He's a hot musician working with a magician,
Making dough in a traveling show!